- September 24, Immigration. Tickets HERE.
- October 7, The Washington Roast: Political Brawling. Tickets HERE.
- November 4, Veterans. Tickets HERE.
- December 15, Prisons and Justice. Tickets HERE.
- Doors open at 7pm, all shows begin at 7:30pm
“I leave it to my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln, 1858
Drawing inspiration from Abraham Lincoln’s legendary humor and self-deprecation, President Lincoln’s Cottage and The DC Improv are again partnering to present Two Faces Comedy, the first comedy series to transform Lincoln’s living room into a comedy den! Each show is meant to be inspired by some aspect, silly or serious, of Lincoln’s legacy or the history of the Cottage.
This will be a series of comedy nights, beginning on September 24 and ending on December 15. Doors open at 7pm, all shows begin at 7:30pm.
Ticketing Info:
- $15 per show
- $12.50 per show for Team Lincoln members
- Soft drinks, alcoholic beverages, and snacks available for purchase.
- Comedian bios HERE.
September 24: Immigration
The September show revisits the theme from the first ever Two Faces show in 2016: Immigration. Lincoln was a staunch advocate of immigration, and every comic on this lineup is either an immigrant or comes from an immigrant family.
- Featuring: Rahmein Mostafavi, Dee Ahmed, Justin Um, Benny Nwokeabia. Full bios HERE.
October 7: The Washington Roast: Political Brawling
More info coming soon!
November 4: Veterans
The November show has the theme of “veterans.” Lincoln was surrounded by soldiers and veterans at the Cottage, and this lineup is all stand-ups who have served in the military.
- Featuring: Dewayne White, Tim Miller, Monica Daly, Dave McOwen, Haywood Turnipseed. Full bios HERE.
December 15: Prisons and Justice
December’s theme is “incarceration,” tying in with the new exhibit at Lincoln’s Cottage, “Prisons Reimagined: America at 250.” Each comic will share how incarceration affected their life.
- Featuring: Anthony Oakes, Apple Brown Betty, Patrice DeVeaux, Matt Brown. Full bios HERE.
TEAM LINCOLN MEMBERS
Team Lincoln members can access discounted tickets to this event! Contact Membership Coordinator, Emma Tanner at [email protected] to access your promo code!
- Click here to join Team Lincoln today!
Safety & General Information
All events are considered public events for the purpose of photography and video.
This comedy series is recommended for adult audiences. The views expressed by the performers do not necessarily reflect those of President Lincoln’s Cottage.
FAQs
Where is Two Faces Comedy Night held?
Each comedy night takes place in the Drawing Room of President Lincoln’s Cottage on the grounds of Armed Forces Retirement Home. For GPS use 140 Rock Creek Church Road, NW as your destination address.
Why is a Comedy Show being held at a historic home?
Lincoln was famously funny, and we have stories of him entertaining guests here at the Cottage during his time in residence. Comedy Nights pay honor to that aspect of his humanity!
Do I need an ID?
Yes! Because we’re located on a federal campus, visitors will need to check in and show their government ID at the entry gate.
Can I explore the grounds?
No! Exploring beyond the boundaries of President Lincoln’s Cottage is not permitted.
Can I bring my dog?
No! While we share Lincoln’s love of animals, pets are not allowed on the grounds.
Can my child attend?
Your child will be allowed in provided they are with an adult, but our comedians are completely uncensored and many of the themes may be unsuitable for children. We ask that those under the age of 18 have an adult with them, and parental discretion is advised.
What’s the parking situation?
Complimentary parking is available for guests. Please have security direct you to our parking lot.
Can I buy walk up tickets?
These events regularly sell out, so advanced purchase is required.
Will there be food or drink?
There will be drinks and snacks available for purchase.
Do You take cards at the bar?
Yes! We take Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and AmEx.
Do you take cash?
Yes.
I bought a ticket, but I can no longer make it. Can I get a refund?
All sales are final.
Can I get a discounted ticket?
Team Lincoln members will have received a discounted code.
What if there is inclement weather?
This event is indoors and is rain or shine.
What can I bring?
Your sense of humor!
What can I NOT bring?
Prohibited items include outside alcoholic beverages, pets, cigarettes or other smoking paraphernalia.
I have another question you didn’t cover. What should I do?
Contact President Lincoln’s Cottage with any questions at 202-829-0436 or [email protected]
Watch a WETA Arts Special on our Comedy Nights here.
Read a write-up by the Washington Post Magazine about our Comedy Nights here.
