• September 25, Perfect Liars Club
  • October 15, Athleticism
  • November 12, Funny Lawyers 
  • Doors open at 7pm, all shows begin at 7:30pm

Tickets HERE

“I leave it to my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln, 1858

Back by popular demand, and drawing inspiration from Abraham Lincoln’s legendary humor and self-deprecation, President Lincoln’s Cottage and The DC Improv are again partnering to present Two Faces Comedy, the first comedy series to transform Lincoln’s living room into a comedy den! Each show is meant to be inspired by some aspect, silly or serious, of Lincoln’s legacy or the history of the Cottage.

This will be a series of comedy nights, beginning on September 25, and continuing October 15 and November 12. Doors open at 7pm, all shows begin at 7:30pm.

Ticketing Info:

  • $12 per show
  • $10 per show for Team Lincoln members
  • Cash bar- Beer and seltzer will be available for $5/drink at each show.
  • More info & comedian bios HERE

September 25: Perfect Liars Club

Four storytellers. Four stories. Three are true. One is a lie. Can you spot the liar? Welcome to Perfect Liars Club—a night of hilarious storytelling, bold lies, and audience sleuthing. At each show, four people take the stage to tell wildly entertaining, hard-to-believe stories. Three are true. One is complete fiction. When the storytelling ends, the interrogation begins: the audience cross-examines the performers, pokes holes in their logic, and hunts for clues. Everyone votes for who they think the liar is—and then braces for the shocking reveal. Since 2013, Perfect Liars Club has outwitted DC audiences, confounded skeptics, exposed overconfidence, and gleefully fooled the city’s know-it-alls. It’s smart, funny, and trickier than it sounds. You’ll leave entertained, suspicious, and probably a little bit humbled. Think you can spot the liar? Come prove it. Bragging rights are on the line.

October 15: Athleticism

The October show celebrates Lincoln’s famed athleticism – he’s in the wrestling hall of fame! – with a lineup of comedians who have also been athletes…

November 12: Funny Lawyers

Lawyers are used to being the butt of bad jokes, but can they be the teller of good jokes as well? Let’s find out on November 15 as we hear from comedians Esquire in our final comedy night of the season.

TEAM LINCOLN MEMBERS

Team Lincoln members can access discounted tickets to this event! Contact Membership Coordinator, Emma Tanner at [email protected] to access your promo code!

Click here to join Team Lincoln today!

Safety & General Information

All events are considered public events for the purpose of photography and video.

This comedy series is recommended for adult audiences. The views expressed by the performers do not necessarily reflect those of President Lincoln’s Cottage.

Armed Forces Retirement Home

President Lincoln’s Cottage is on the grounds of the Armed Forces Retirement Home. Security for the Armed Forces Retirement Home requires visitors to show valid identification at the security gate in order to enter the property. Please be prepared to show your ID.

Exploring beyond the boundaries of President Lincoln’s Cottage is not permitted and results in trespassing on federal property.

Contact

Contact President Lincoln’s Cottage with any questions at 202-829-0436 or [email protected]

Read a write-up by the Washington Post Magazine about our Comedy Nights here.